Thursday, July 25, 2013

I AM CARLOS DANGER


         I am Carlos Danger and if I had a name like Anthony Weiner, I wouldn't use it, either.

           I am Carlos Danger. I was hoping to be Ron Mexico, but that name was already taken.


                     I am Carlos Danger and the Dos Equis guy wants to be my wing man.

      I am Carlos Danger and if Ryan Braun had used my name to order his PED's, he never
      would've been suspended.


I am Carlos Danger and my buddy Weiner learned about textual fantasy's from Manti' Te'o.

I am Carlos Danger and my buddy Weiner learned nothing from Tiger Woods about leaving
a trail of sexting.

I am Carlos Danger and my buddy Weiner is up that dirty creek without a paddle.

I am Carlos Danger and I hate politics, but because of it, I'm an Internet sensation.


I am Carlos Danger and if you put me on the back of an NFL jersey, I'd sell more than
Peyton Manning.

I am Carlos Danger and I want to know what's up with Weiner and Geraldo posting creepy
selfie's.

                              I am Carlos Danger and I don't know what Huma is thinking.


I am Carlos Danger. A-Wein has two things that are soon going to be over: his career and
marriage.






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