Thursday, October 4, 2012

DEBATES IN SPORTS I'D LIKE TO SEE



 RYAN LOCHTE VS JEFF SPICOLI

This much anticipated debate would feature two
of the most intellectually deficient athletes on the planet
and the real value of education in our country.

                TALE OF THE TAPE

 LOCHTE                                  SPICOLI     

 Swimmer       OCCUPATION      Surfer
                                                                        
 Florida              SCHOOL          Ridgemont H.S.

 Medals              CRAVES           Marijuana

 0.57                     GPA                0.00
Dumbest Answer: When quizzed by a reporter on the value
of 7 x 4, Lochte answered, "21". When asked by Professor
Hand if he had a job, Spicoli said, "What for? All I need
are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."



TIM TEBOW VS TIGER WOODS

Tebow and Tiger are two of the most popular
and polarizing athletes on the planet who've taken
very different paths to get where they are. This debate
would center on the benefits of being of virgin as
opposed to those of being a serial philanderer.

              TALE OF THE TAPE

TIGER                                            TEBOW

        1,287               NUMBER                   0

        Porn stars       LINKED TO        Mark Sanchez

        Sexting             HOBBY             Reading Bible

        Ron Jeremy        IDOL                Jesus Christ

        Destroyed      REPUTATION         Pristine
   


                                        BOBBY VALENTINE VS CURT SCHILLING
                        

Let's face it, Bobby Valentine and Curt Schilling just can't stand each other. Schilling
has criticized the Red Sox manager since spring training saying the situation with Valentine
and the team was like "oil and water." Valentine fired back saying Schilling's  not
in uniform, in the clubhouse or on the team, so he doesn't know what is going on. Both men
know the game and have strong opinions on just about everything in life. Forget about civil,
this debate would hostile, volatile, and very memorable.

                                                     TALE OF THE TAPE

                          VALENTINE                                                  SCHILLING

                                  0                   WORLD SERIES RINGS            3

                         SANDWICH WRAP    INVENTED                 BLOODY SOCK

                         HIMSELF                   IN LOVE WITH          Shonda, Lou Gerhig, mircophones

                         EX-RED SOX          COMMON THING          EX-RED SOX



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