If Sigmund Freud were alive today, he'd have a pretty tough time figuring out what's
going on inside the mind of Alex Rodriguez. During Game 1 of the ALCS, the Yankees
third baseman, whose in the midst of another dreadful post-season slump, was scanning
the stands and his radar locked on to a pair of woman in the stands. He sent a ball via
a team ball boy and asked to have it returned with their numbers. One of the woman did.
Here are the Top 10 things she probably wrote on the ball to A-Rod.
10. "I'd rather give my number to a guy who gets it done in the clutch, like
Raul Ibanez. Not you."
9. "By the way, how did Jason Varitek's glove taste?"
8. "Do you have Jeter envy?"
7. "After all those steroids, do you have major shrinkage and man boobs?"
6. "Ur a loser."
5. "Do you still have that picture of you as a centaur hanging in your bedroom?"
3. 0-for-18 with 12 strikeouts against right-handers is not good, is it?
2. Does Madonna have stretch marks?
1. "Tiger Woods has a better chance of getting my number!"