Wednesday, November 16, 2011

PENN STATE MOVIE: WHO PLAYS WHO?

MIKE McQUEARY











PLAYED BY CINCINNATI BENGALS
   QUARTERBACK ANDY DALTON











Dalton has never acted, but neither did Jennifer
Hudson before she won an Oscar in her debut.
The red-headed QB is big and rugged like McQueary.

JERRY SANDUSKY
















PLAYED BY BILLY BOB THORNTON



Billy Bob Thornton is a great actor and he's
a little creepy like Sandusky. Appreared in
the movie, "Friday Night Lights" where he
played a football coach. Perfect for the role.






SANDUSKY DEFENSE ATTORNEY
        JOSEPH AMENDOLA 











PLAYED BY CHELCIE ROSS


Ross played roles in such sports movie
classics as "Major League" and "Hoosiers".
Talented actor who will play Amendola to a T.








PENN STATE PRESIDENT 
GRAHAM SPANIER

  
                                                                                     











PLAYED BY CHRIS COOPER


Veteran actor Chris Cooper would be
the perfect man to play fired president
Graham Spanier. As we've seen in his
many critically acclaimed performances,
Cooper can't adapt to virtually any role.


                                                                             









PENN STATE JANITOR













PLAYED BY HERM CAIN


After Cain pulled out of the presidential race
because of  30 more sexual harassment claims
against him, he can get to work on making
his Hollywood debut in the Penn State movie.








PENN STATE HEAD COACH
              JOE PATERNO












PLAYED BY JOE PESCI


I know of only one man who can play Joe
Paterno and it's Joe Pesci. They are of the
same height and if you put those dark,
coke bottle glasses that Paterno wears
on Pesci, he would be a dead ringer for the
former Penn State coach.























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